Hearts and Spades.

Wanting: Kate Spade Recital Farrah! (Aka coolest clutch ever)

 

TED bear.

Obsessed with these videos lately - TED talks! This is pretty interesting, it's titled 'The Riddle of Experience vs. Memory'. Reading essays and now listening to lectures, it almost sounds like I'm going to uni in my spare time too. Goohdtaimzh.

Draped lights.

Didn't realise these little lanterns would look so pretty. Hung them on my mozzie net, my room looks heaps romantic now. Love you, shallots :)

 

Yay.

Listen with your eyes...

Some small things can make you feel very happy, I was at work checking out the newly released Longchamp products for the next season and we stared at this bag then laughed. Partially cause it's kinda ugly but mostly cause we were like "Did they not realise this is the gay rainbow..?" It never crossed my mind that the design was with intent. But I went home to check the LC page on facebook to discover this:

Discover Le Pliage® RAINBOW : Longchamp's colourful vision of diversity in Gay Pride season

Isn't that wonderful.

Once a friend said something like "well you know those weird gay, vegan people.." & I was like "Yeah! Why is it a larger percentage of homosexual people seem to be vegetarian/vegan?" Considering this topic makes me kinda angry at everyone, I've never discussed it before. But I believe if you're tossed out of your shell and out of social mouldings for one thing aka your sexuality, then it's likely you'd reexamine all your choices in life. You choose to think about what to think rather than just think the thoughts that are available. Also, just feel the need to say, if you're a christian, don't make gay friends. Disgusts me when christian girls go swooning after gay bffs. Yeah, how about you respect them as a human first. Wow, so close to insulting everything. #religionpigeontime.

My, it's so cold my fingers are swelling, how does that work?

Pop bubble pop!

Names I love (Man, my kids are lucky):

GIRLS
Olivia
Leslie
Alex
Alora
Luna
Skye
Zooey
Hazel
Joelle
Yolande

BOYS
Oskar
Owen
Oliver
Evan
Jude
Charlie
Zane
Benjamin (Benjy!)

Or maybe I should just name them Phoebe and Phoebo. Getting really attached to Joelle and Oskar is a definite. I'm gonna need a lot of kids.

Digging up worms.

 Hi gersikahhhhh! Missed your pretty pixels so I thought I'd come over and write up a quick update/spam your screen with extremely important photos.

Boring swarovski necklace? You think I'd pay that much for a necklace? No man, this is a USB. I always wear this to work, it's deceptively fitting with the entire "pretentious, snobby sales assistants with their useless branded shit" theme going on in the QVB. Little does my manager know and quoting coworker, Kate here,  this baby is my "pretty weak rebellion" to the LC dressing policy. Damn right, you take that! (weak)

& I'm sure you gathered by now that the leggings arrived and I want to wear them to sleep because I want to wear them 24/7 but people keep telling me that I'll get diseases "down there" from pantyhouse/tights overdose. THEY ARE THE BEST LEGGINGS EVER. Anyways, I hear you can get CK galaxy briefs. Send a strange half-naked man with these on and I'll take him. Hah, I kid (not really).

 

  

The end! Have a happy holiday hanukkah hedgehogs hand heroes! (and yes I know my room is gross..) Y'know what, watching hi5 videos is actually really entertaining and their songs "make me want to mooooove, make me want to groooooooove." CHARLIE :D Dream job: working as part of the hi5/wiggle crew or disneyland cartooons. Such big dreams for the future, I know.

Okay, bedtime. Goodnight children.

Bunny Suicides.

Stats makes me want to:

- Jump off a building while being on fire
- Be buried alive by sand infested with cockroaches and worms
- Choke on the vomit of a million different people
- Be repeatedly pushed under and out of -90degree urine
- Get run over by 18 cars and 29 trucks of Foer hating losers
- Be pulled into 5 pieces by 5 different horse carts (so asian, I know.)
- Smash the whole world with bricks covered in equations and absolute shit

I have no violent tendencies at all.

When something makes you question your own incompetence like so, it really becomes close to pushing you off the edge. FUDGEFUDGEFUDGE. If there were ever a way to express frustration to the degree I feel right now, it'd involve all of the things in that list above and a half innocent group of university lecturers. WHY DON'T I GET IT WHEN IT SAYS BINOMIAL T DISTRIBUTION CONFIDENCE INTERVAL CENTRAL LIMIT THEOREM LEAST SQUARES REGRESSION Bx^cv dnlsig824U0cbksbdka*csur13W138b@#????!!!! Maybe my brain is missing a part so it's not my fault because it's a technical issue, I was born with a limited mental capacity so of course it doesn't function properly. Uh huh, yep uh huh.

Yah, anger. I'm going to continue feasting on fat and mentos and continue throwing money away. (Could've bought another 2 ovens bro..) woohoooooo!