Saturday, 28 May 2011

How my money shall dwindle away.

With financial year sales 'round the corner holding my heart on fishing lines, and the understanding that some of my tax money is running its way back to me, I'm quite prepared to chuck some of it back to the economy. Also, got to use one of my new favourite words - dwindle! So Veri Nais.

Ever since I discovered Billy Bride, I've become obsessively attached to mineral rocks. This lady travels the world to hunt for pieces of mineral rock/crystals she loves, then with a crafty mind, crafty hands and crafty machinery no doubt, she makes purty, purty jewellery. My favourite is ISKA, and it almost sounds like part of my name, heck it's how most of the 'people' from work pronounce my name (1-3 year olds mostly) it's also $345 and sold. (I love it when people name inanimate objects, I guess that's half the reason why I like IKEA so much.) So yes, sold, do you hear my tears? whooooooosh!


 




Also. Just want to sprout a little sadness here. In memory of borders and all the book shops in australia. For them to all be closing down really says something about our society. What is going to happen when noone reads books anymore? But anyway...I'm secretly pleased, going to skip over there tomorrow and inherit the lot. Hello sexy sales! Once again, just gonna say a little hypocrisy is okay, mhmm.

Goodbye little ones. I have cake and coffee waiting for me. I realise it's not 3pm in the arvo, but I have permitted myself to drink myself coffee and for the past week it's been fine but today I started getting tremors and my fingers jerked so hard my iphone fell on the floor (yeah, gross), so I have to get the most out of it before I ban myself again/my whole body jerks like that and I die. Also, the cake is so good, it's like a brownie with as many macadamias as there are chinese people in the world, and we all know macadamias are one of the most consistently good things in the world. So bye friands, I'm going to get coffee drunk, eat sugar and fat, and laugh and cry and feel very fulfilled with life cause I have a copy of 'The Last Samurai' which sounds like a typical Japanese fighting hero ninja sushi book, or relevant to the movie with Tom Cruise, but my friends, it is not, IS NOT!

& I have no work tomorrow which makes me feel uneasy but I'll be playing at parra borders tomorrow so if you're there tell me! (Unless I don't like you...jokety jokes, not not, hot pot.)

Byeboygirl!

Also, wanna hear an interesting fact?
I spat into test tubes to earn $30. What can I say, my saliva is valuable.



1 comment:

  1. AND YOU CHEWED ON TAMPONS FOR 3 MINUTES HEHEHEHEHEHE

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